Acme Anvil Co. - This Ain't Exactly Rocket Science

14th June 2006

Run! Scream! We're Not Sure Why!

The folks at Greenpeace were preparing to get their panties in a wad over President Bush's visit to Pennsylvania to promote, when they accidentally released a rough draft containing the following paragraph:

In the twenty years since the Chernobyl tragedy, the world's worst nuclear accident, there have been nearly [FILL IN ALARMIST AND ARMAGEDDONIST FACTOID HERE].

You can't make this stuff up, folks!

Well, actually you can, but you don't have to.

Hat tip: Washington Post and IMAO 

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14th June 2006

Stop the Madness!

"Al Gore: Next Movie May Have Nude Scene"–headline, NewsMax.com, June 10

Stop the Madness! - The Scream by Edvard Munch

posted in Environment | 0 Comments

14th June 2006

New Visitor Map Page!

Johannes Lietz has written an awesome plugin for WordPress that tracks the approximate location of visitors to this site, and displays it on a Google Map right here on the site!

I've had this blog for just a month or so, and I find it fascinating that of the few hundred visitors I've had so far, quite a few are from other countries. My tracking metrics let me see them on a world map, but Johannes' plugin lets you see them, too.

Just click on the Visitor Map link to the left, or click here.

Also, please check the welcome message to the left - it should show your country. Please let me know whether or not it's working in the comments. Thanks!

posted in General, Internet | 0 Comments

14th June 2006

Lasers That Light Cigarettes and Pop Balloons!

Gotta get me one of these!

WickedLasers.com

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14th June 2006

UN Can't Fix Anything, Tries Gun Bans to Bolster Self-Esteem

That's right, fresh from trading starving children food for sex accomplishing nothing of usefulness, the United Nations wants to ban guns.

Somehow, by making it illegal to own personal firearms, terrorism will be thwarted. 

Kim du Toit helps us understand. 

posted in Firearms, Politics, United Nations, War on Islamo-Fascism | 0 Comments

14th June 2006

Ultra-Sonic Kid Repellant

A guy in England figured that meant kids can hear things adults can't - specifically, very high frequencies. He created a device that pulses an annoying tone at about 15,000 Hz with the idea that when the device is used, it will repel kids while being unnoticed by adult. Perfect for solving that youth-loitering problem you've been having in front of your shop.

Read more here

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14th June 2006

The Littlest Victims in the War on Terror

A total of eight children under the age of twelve killed in the 9-11 terrorist attacks. Why is it that we never see their faces, but keep seeing the faked photos of civilian casualties in Iraq?

Scroll past the entertainment and see their names at AYC

posted in Mainstream Media, Politics, War on Islamo-Fascism | 0 Comments

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