The former Butcher of Baghdad went on hunger strike last Thursday to protest the killing of one of his lawyers by gunmen.

The pathetic former dictator ate breakfast, then began his fast. After furtively eating his stash of Cool Ranch Doritos, he ended the hunger strike in time for supper. "I'm going to miss what's-his-name," he explained around a mouthful of mashed potatoes.

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