Humor Against the Ankle-Biters
posted in Humor, Law Enforcement |Remember when Rush Limbaugh suggested that Tom DeLay dress up nice and smile for his mugshot? DeLay seemed to take his advice:
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Hmm… that might have been retouched. Well, it's fake - but accurate.
Anyway, last night Rush Limbaugh was briefly detained at the Palm Beach International Airport when a vial of Viagra with a prescription in his doctor's name instead of his was discovered in his luggage. Like a pack of hyper chihuahuas, the Palm Beach County Sherriff's Deptartment hastily convened a press conference regarding the incident, yipping furiously and peeing on the floor.
Today on his radio show, Rush - with no mention of the bandaids on his ankles or the pee on his loafers - had a few comments:
"I've been racking my brain. I'm trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got onto my airplane."
Later: "I had told my doctor that I was concerned about the next election, not, er…"
And finally: "It is what it is."
