After helping to create the atomic bomb at the Los Alamos, New Mexico, facility, many of the scientists and engineers remained in the area, leading to the creation of America's first Federal Nerd Sanctuary.

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The Department of Homeland Security has authorized overtime for all agents as they search for alleged child-killer John Mark Karr's mullet, plainly visible in old home movies.

DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff said today, "We try to stay out of local law enforcement, but once our analysts saw that puffy mass covering the back of his neck, we went to red alert. We knew no one in their right mind would deliberately wear their hair that way unless they wanted to destroy the American way of life."

Frank J. has some ideas to help fight terrorism at IMAO.

I'd add my favorite – pack your hollowpoints with bacon grease, so that when you shoot them, they don't become martyrs. Plus, you get that yummy bacon smell with each shot!

Decide for yourself. 

***Warning — disturbing images***

A couple of happy endings (well, not for the bad guys) from Texas, chronicled at The Other Side of Kim du Toit.

Inspiring –

Farrah Gray began contributing to his family’s financial support at the age of 6, and he made his first million by the time he was 14. His success made a lot of people change their thinking about where life in the projects of Chicago’s South Side could lead. 

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