Al(ien) Gore
posted in Humor, Internet |You may have seen this email floating around:
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.
But according to the urban legend experts at Snopes.com, it's not true. Most of these people were born long before the incident, with Hillary Rodham Clinton Rodham born just three months later, in October.
Interestingly, if the alien/human hybrid had the same gestation period as a rhinocerous, Howierd Dean could be an alien, but neither John McCain nor Arlen Specter — two of the more famous RINOs — were born during this period.
Anyway, as it turns out, Al Gore, who was born on 31 March 1948, is the only true alien in the bunch. Now, 58 years later, he has almost learned to mimic human behavior.
