Here's a random word - zuf5xk. I want to see how long before it shows up in a Google search.

***UPDATE - two days!

For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of the United States.

Cross breed Dogs:

• Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
• Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
• Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
• Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
• Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
• Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
• Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
• Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
• Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
• Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
• Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
• Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
• Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"
• If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
• If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
• If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? –Tom Robbins
• If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
• If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer? –Steven Wright
• If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down? (Thanks, Robert A. Hinds)
• If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
• If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock?
• If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the back tossing a triangle in the air? –Steven Wright
• If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb?
• If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
• If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
• If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? –Harry Shearer
• If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
• If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
• If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
• If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
• If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? (Thanks, Bob Hornal)
• If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary?
• If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? –Steven Wright
• If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?
• If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear?
• If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
• If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
• If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of? –Ashleigh Brilliant
• If flowers don’t talk back to you, are they mums?
• If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? –Steven Wright
• If God can do anything, can he make a rock so big he can't lift it? –George Carlin
• If God dropped acid, would he see people?
• If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?
• If humans have nightmares, what do horses have?
• If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? –Steven Wright
• If I save time, when do I get it back?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? –Dennis Miller
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
• If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
• If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
• If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
• If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
• If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
• If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
• If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
• If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? –Art Hoppe
• If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in?
• If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? (Thanks, Chris Cole)
• If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
• If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
• If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
• If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
• If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
• If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
• If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money?
• If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
• If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
• If you mixed milk of magnesia with orange juice and vodka, would you get a Philips' screwdriver? (Thanks, Hannah Fried)
• If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Michelle Malkin writes:

In between breathless condemnations of the Bush administration for stifling its free speech, endless court filings demanding classified and sensitive information from the military and intelligence agencies, and self-pitying media industry confabs bemoaning their hemorrhaging circulations (with the exception of the New York Post), my colleagues in the American media don't have much to time to give thanks. Allow me:

Give thanks we don't live in Bangladesh, where you can be put on trial for writing columns supporting Israel and condemning Muslim violence….

Give thanks we don't live in Egypt, where bloggers have been detained by the government for criticizing Islam and exposing the apathy of Cairo police to sexual harassment of women….

Give thanks we don't live in Sudan, where editors can lose their heads for not kowtowing to the government line….

Read the parts I left out and all the rest at What American journalists should be thankful for.

If you know a young lady who is desperate to look like a model, show her this brief movie. Not only is the model worked on by experts, she is actually Photoshopped! Her neck is elongated, her eyes are enlarged and her face is made slender.

Dove has the movie.  

The arrogance belongs to the liberals, and the blood is the price paid by the men and women in our military.

"It is arrogant to think that if other people just knew how well we thought of ourselves, they'd stop trying to kill us."

– Tiffy Gerhardt (Abby Brammell), The Unit, "Old Home Week"

A Different Christmas Poem

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
To the window that danced with a warm fire's light
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night.
It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December,"
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile."
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue… an American flag.
"I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother,
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."
"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

– unattributed