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30th April 2007

"Clinton" is All She Needs

Hillary Rodham Clinton is now Hillary Clinton. When asked why they dropped the "Rodham," her campaign replied,"It's not on there? Huh, we hadn't noticed. Wasn't something we ever talked about. Nope, never."

The real reason is that "Rodham" gets her nowhere. In fact, she has no qualifications for Senator — let alone President — other than her last name, and that only counts with the hard-core left.

John Kerry had no qualifications either, but at least he was "anyone but Bush." Hillary won't even have that advantage.

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30th April 2007

Fire Can't Melt Steel Bridges

So that means the bridge in Oakland was demolished by Halliburton!

Rosie O'Donnel wants you to read this.

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28th April 2007

Captain's Blog

Lawrence Simon is twisted. Mostly in a good way.

Check out Captain's Blog.

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26th April 2007

Debt-Free Living

Found some info on debt-free living; made a lot of sense.

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26th April 2007

White House Press Corp Losers Idiots Idiot Losers

Frank J writes another classic In My World:

I don't know who's idea it was that the White House should regularly answer questions from people much dumber than the average American, but this is obviously a failed concept.

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24th April 2007

Hands Off, Sheryl Crow

Singer Sheryl Crow was irritated when Karl Rove told her to keep her hands off him. But apparently, Rove has access to up-to-the minute intelligence. From Crow's blog:

I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.  Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit,  except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

I wouldn't want her touching me, either. Eww.

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24th April 2007

The Easy Availability of Firearms

Tamara gets it right again:

I've said it before and I'm going to say it again: Never in the history of our republic have guns been more difficult to purchase. Prior to 1968 they could be purchased through the mail. Between 1968 and 1993, all you needed to do was sign a form, in pink crayon if you felt like it, saying you weren't a junkie, commie spy, or crazy, and you took your gun home with no questions asked. The background check didn't appear until the passage of the Brady Law in 1993.

Name a mass shooting that occurred before 1968. How many between 1969 and 1993? How about 1994 and beyond? Folks, whatever the causative variable is here, it is not the ease of purchasing a firearm.

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23rd April 2007

Harry Reid Should Resign

Both my regular readers know that I don't often comment on things that are painfully obvious, but I'm making an exception.

Harry Reid should resign.

One definition of treason is "giving aid and comfort to our enemies." When Reid said "this war is lost," he echoes what many liberals feel. However that doesn't make it true. And most people that think we've lost the war in Iraq aren't treasonous, they're just stupid liberals.

Our political leaders, however, must be held to a higher standard. I'm not saying they can't be stupid — that's their right. But Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader, is quoted by al Jazeera with the observation "The US war in Iraq is lost and a further build-up of US troops in the country will not recover the situation, the senior Democrat in the US senate has said."

I'm not naive enough to believe he'd ever be prosecuted, but that his actions can be construed as giving aid and comfort to the enemy is despicable, and proof that he is ill-suited to represent his state.

Harry Reid should resign.

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22nd April 2007

My Beautiful America — a Slideshow

My Beautiful America

Buy the CD - proceeds go to Tragedy Assistance Program For Survivors (T.A.P.S.), The Wounded Warrior Project, or Salute America's Heroes.

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21st April 2007

Reagan on Gun Control

Just after serving as Governor of California, Reagan wrote this for the September 1975 issue of Guns and Ammo. Even after John W. Hinckley, Jr. attempted to assassinate him in 1981 he stuck to his guns, noting in 1983, "You won't get gun control by disarming law-abiding citizens. There's only one way to get real gun control: Disarm the thugs and the criminals, lock them up, and if you don't actually throw away the key, at least lose it for a long time. . . It's a nasty truth, but those who seek to inflict harm are not fazed by gun controllers. I happen to know this from personal experience." Following is the column Reagan wrote:

There are tales of robbery victims that are shot down in cold blood or executed "gangland style." There are stories of deranged parents killing their children or deranged children killing their parents. There are reports of snipers. And now and then the headlines blurt out that an assassin has struck again, killing a prominent official or citizen. All of these stories involve the use of guns, or seem to. As a result, there is growing clamor to outlaw guns, to ban guns, to confiscate guns in the name of public safety and public good.

These demands come from people genuinely concerned about rising crime rates, persons such as Sheriff Peter Pitchess of Los Angeles, who says gun control is an idea whose time has come. They come from people who see the outlawing of guns as a way of outlawing violence. And they come from those who see confiscation of weapons as one way of keeping the people under control.

Now I yield to no one in my concern about crime, and especially crimes of violence. As governor of California for eight years, I struggled daily with that problem. I appointed judges who, to the best of my information, would be tough on criminals. We approved legislation to make it more difficult for persons with records of crime or instability to purchase firearms legally. We worked to bring about swift and certain punishment for persons guilty of crimes of violence.

We fought hard to reinstate the death sentence after our state Supreme Court outlawed it, and after the U.S. Supreme Court followed suit, we won.

Now, however, the California court that sought eagerly to be the first to outlaw the death penalty is dragging its heels as it waits for the U.S. Court to rule. The Chief Justice in California, whom I appointed with such high hopes, in this regard has disappointed many of us who looked to him to help again make our streets, our shops and our homes safe. I find it difficult to understand persons like President Ford's new Attorney General, Edward H. Levi. Attorney General Levi would ban guns in areas with high rates of crime.

Mr. Levi is confused. He thinks somehow that banning guns keeps them out of the hands of criminals. New Yorkers who suffer under the Sullivan Act know better, they know that the Sullivan Act makes law-abiding citizens sitting ducks for criminals who have no qualms about violating it in the process of killing and robbing and burglarizing. Despite this, Mr. Levi apparently thinks that criminals will be willing to give up their guns if he makes carrying them against the law. What naivete!

Mightn't it be better in those areas of high crime to arm the homeowner and the shopkeeper, teach him how to use his weapons and put the word out to the underworld that it is not longer totally safe to rob and murder?

Our nation was built and civilized by men and women who used guns in self-defense and in pursuit of peace. One wonders indeed, if the rising crime rate, isn't due as much as anything to the criminal's instinctive knowledge that the average victim no longer has means of self-protection.

No one knows how many crimes are committed because the criminal knows he has a soft touch. No one knows how many stores have been let alone because the criminals knew it was guarded by a man with a gun or manned by a proprietor who knew how to use a gun.

Criminals are not dissuaded by soft words, soft judges or easy laws. They are dissuaded by fear and they are prevented from repeating their crimes by death or by incarceration.

In my opinion, proposals to outlaw or confiscate guns are simply unrealistic panacea. We are never going to prevent murder; we are never going to eliminate crime; we are never going to end violent action by the criminals and the crazies–with or without guns.

True, guns are a means for committing murder and other crimes. But they are not an essential means. The Los Angeles Slasher of last winter killed nine men without using a gun. People kill and rob with knives and clubs. Yet we have not talked about outlawing them. Poisons are easy to come by for the silent killer.

The automobile is the greatest peacetime killer in history. There is no talk of banning the auto. With the auto we have cracked down on drunken drivers and on careless drivers. We need also to crack down on people who use guns carelessly or with criminal intent.

I believe criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime, or who carry guns, should be given mandatory sentences with no opportunity for parole. That would put the burden where it belongs–on the criminal, not on the law abiding citizen.

Let's not kid ourselves about what the purpose of prison should be: It should be to remove criminals from circulation so that they cannot prey upon society. Punishment for deterrent purposes, also plays a part. Rehabilitation, as many experts, including California Attorney General Evelle Younger, have discovered, is not a very good reason for imprisoning people. People don't rehabilitate very well in prison.

There is an old saying that slaves remain slaves while free men set themselves free. It is true with rehabilitation, also. Criminals rehabilitate themselves, there is little you and I can do about it. But back to the purpose of this article which, hopefully, is to make the case against gun control.

The starting point must be the Constitution, because, above all, we are a nation of laws and the foundation for our laws, or lack of same, is the Constitution.

It is amazing to me how so many people pay lip service to the Constitution, yet set out to twist and distort it when it stands in the way of things they think ought to be done or laws they believe ought to be passed. It is also amazing to me how often our courts do the same thing.

The Second Amendment is clear, or ought to be. It appears to leave little, if any, leeway for the gun control advocate. It reads: "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

There are those who say that, since we have no militia, the amendment no longer applies; they would just ignore it. Others say nuclear weapons have made the right to keep and bear arms irrelevant, since arms are of little use against weapons of such terrible destructive power. Both arguments are specious.

We may not have a well-regulated militia, but it does not necessarily follow that we should not be prepared to have one. The day could easily come when we need one.

The nuclear weapon argument is even more silly. Many wars have been fought since World War II and no nuclear bomb has been dropped. We have no assurance that the next world war will be a nuclear war. But, regardless of any possible merit they might have, both these arguments beg the question, which is: Shall the people have a right to keep and bear arms?

There is little doubt that the founding fathers thought they should have this right, and for a very specific reason: They distrusted government. All of the first 10 amendments make that clear. Each of them specifies an area where government cannot impose itself on the individual or where the individual must be protected from government.

The second amendment gives the individual citizen a means of protection against the despotism of the state. Look what it refers to: "The security of a free state." The word "free" should be underlined because that is what they are talking about and that is what the Constitution is about–a free nation and a free people, where the rights of the individual are pre-eminent. The founding fathers had seen, as the Declaration of Independence tells us, what a despotic government can do to its own people. Indeed, every American should read the Declaration of Independence before he reads the Constitution, and he will see that the Constitution aims at preventing a recurrence of the way George III's government treated the colonies.

The declaration states this plainly: "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government and to provide new Guards for their future security."

There is no question that the first 10 amendments are a part of those "new guards" for their future security. And one of the most basic of those guards is the right to keep and bear arms.

There are those in America today who have come to depend absolutely on government for their security. And when government fails they seek to rectify that failure in the form of granting government more power. So, as government has failed to control crime and violence with the means given it by the Constitution, they seek to give it more power at the expense of the Constitution. But in doing so, in their willingness to give up their arms in the name of safety, they are really giving up their protection from what has always been the chief source of despotism–government.

Lord Acton said power corrupts. Surely then, if this is true, the more power we give the government the more corrupt it will become. And if we give it the power to confiscate our arms we also give up the ultimate means to combat that corrupt power. In doing so we can only assure that we will eventually be totally subject to it. When dictators come to power, the first thing they do is take away the people's weapons. It makes it so much easier for the secret police to operate, it makes it so much easier to force the will of the ruler upon the ruled.

Now I believe our nation's leaders are good and well-meaning people. I do not believe that they have any desire to impose a dictatorship upon us. But this does not mean that such will always be the case. A nation rent internally, as ours has been in recent years, is always ripe for a "man on a white horse." A deterrent to that man, or to any man seeking unlawful power, is the knowledge that those who oppose him are not helpless.

The gun has been called the great equalizer, meaning that a small person with a gun is equal to a large person, but it is a great equalizer in another way, too. It insures that the people are the equal of their government whenever that government forgets that it is servant and not master of the governed. When the British forgot that they got a revolution. And, as a result, we Americans got a Constitution; a Constitution that, as those who wrote it were determined, would keep men free. If we give up part of that Constitution we give up part of our freedom and increase the chance that we will lose it all.

I am not ready to take that risk. I believe that the right of the citizen to keep and bear arms must not be infringed if liberty in America is to survive.

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21st April 2007

"Turd" is an Under-Appreciated Word

It's very descriptive. Islamo-Fascists are turds. Most Democrat politicians are turds (okay most politicians, period). Bill Maher is a turd.

See?

One of my dad's expressions was "That's about as funny as a turd in a punch-bowl." (That's what made me think of Bill Maher.)

Today I learned a new expression from Larry Criteser, when he was disparaging a gift that he thought was cheap crappy: “Is that the best y'all could do? That's like handing him a turd by the ‘clean’ end.”

Let’s all try to use “turd” more, OK?

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21st April 2007

Mobile Phone Tracking

This is pretty scary.

It even works on phones without GPS chips. The implications for privacy are appalling.

Mobile phone tracking

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20th April 2007

Alec Baldwin's Guide to Parenting

Alec Baldwin's celebrated patience, understanding and intelligence are obvious in this tender message left for his 12 11-year-old daughter… NOT!

What a piece of crap he is. Hear him for yourself at  Hot Air.

I hope Kim Basinger has filed for a restraining order.

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20th April 2007

Raging Against Self Defense: A Psychiatrist Examines The Anti-Gun Mentality

Well written, with lots of good advice for gentle persuasion of gun-control advocates.

Raging Against Self Defense: A Psychiatrist Examines The Anti-Gun Mentality, By Sarah Thompson, M.D.

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18th April 2007

People Don't Stop Killers. People With Guns Do.

Glenn Reynolds (Instapundit) is a professor of law at the University of Tennessee. He shoots straight in the NY Daily News:

Police can't be everywhere, and as incidents from Columbine to Virginia Tech demonstrate, by the time they show up at a mass shooting, it's usually too late. On the other hand, one group of people is, by definition, always on the scene: the victims. Only if they're armed, they may wind up not being victims at all.

"Gun-free zones" are premised on a fantasy: That murderers will follow rules, and that [legally-armed students] . . . are a greater danger to those around them than crazed killers like Cho Seung-hui. That's an insult. Sometimes, it's a deadly one.

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18th April 2007

Yay! Sanjaya's Gone!

'Nuff said.

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17th April 2007

An Act of Heroism Amid the Horror

I've been hearing about Professor Liviu Librescu's heroism, and saw this in James Taranto's Best of the Web Today. Taranto quotes the Jerusalem Post:

Professor Liviu Librescu, 76, threw himself in front of the shooter when the [murderer] attempted to enter his classroom. The Israeli mechanics and engineering lecturer was shot to death, "but all the students lived — because of him," Virginia Tech student Asael Arad — also an Israeli — told Army Radio.

Several of Librescu's other students sent e-mails to his wife, Marlena, telling of how he had blocked the gunman's way and saved their lives, said Librescu's son, Joe.

"My father blocked the doorway with his body and asked the students to flee," Joe Librescu said in a telephone interview from his home outside of Tel Aviv. "Students started opening windows and jumping out."

Taranto observes:

Librescu was a Holocaust survivor who escaped communist Romania for Israel in 1978 and moved to Virginia in 1986. By coincidence, he was murdered on Holocaust Remembrance Day.

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17th April 2007

Let's Just Get Rid of All the Guns, Then!

Obviously, banning guns in certain locations doesn't prevent gun crime in those locations. How about if we ban all guns everywhere?

Marko explains:

People who argue for the banning of arms ask for automatic rule by the young, the strong, and the many, and that's the exact opposite of a civilized society.

I posted this link last month, but it remains topical: Why the Gun Is Civilization

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17th April 2007

American Idol Top 7

Melinda Doolittle's performance was her best I've seen, but Jordin Sparks was awesome. I think Jordin should win.

I didn't like Blake Lewis' performance, but the chicks here at Acme Manor did. They didn't like LaKisha Jones, but I thought she was OK. We all thought Phil Stacy didn't do very well, but Sanjaya Malakar was atrocious, as Simon should have said. The bandana was too high — it should have been over his mouth.

Hopefully, this is the week Sanjaya goes home; I can not see why people keep voting for him, unless they just want to see more of his naked-guitar-playing sister. Go see her at Hooters if you must, but vote for someone with talent.

Martina McBride was beautiful, of course. Looking forward to hearing her sing tomorrow night — love her voice, too.

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17th April 2007

VA Tech — Let's Keep Focused

My reactions yesterday come from years of being a conservative gunowner; I knew which way the mainstream media would jump, and the idea of forced helplessness in the face of someone like Cho Seung-Hui is abhorrent.

But the main thing to remember is that despite finger pointing at VA Tech officials, gun-fearing congressmen, lax gun laws, socio-economic factors, etc., is that ultimate blame belongs to Cho Seung-Hui. He made the decision to do what he did; no others.

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16th April 2007

VA Tech Preferred Defenseless Students

Lots of unanswered questions, and much finger-pointing to come, but one thing we already know, via the Roanoke Times, Tuesday, January 31, 2006:

A bill that would have given college students and employees the right to carry handguns on campus died with nary a shot being fired in the General Assembly.

House Bill 1572 didn't get through the House Committee on Militia, Police and Public Safety. It died Monday in the subcommittee stage, the first of several hurdles bills must overcome before becoming laws.

The bill was proposed by Del. Todd Gilbert, R-Shenandoah County, on behalf of the Virginia Citizens Defense League. Gilbert was unavailable Monday and spokesman Gary Frink would not comment on the bill's defeat other than to say the issue was dead for this General Assembly session.

Virginia Tech spokesman Larry Hincker was happy to hear the bill was defeated. "I'm sure the university community is appreciative of the General Assembly's actions because this will help parents, students, faculty and visitors feel safe on our campus."

Obviously the shooter was safe as he went from classroom to classroom in search of unarmed victims.

Also, from the University's "Campus and Workplace Violence Prevention Policy:"

The university’s employees, students, and volunteers, or any visitor or other third party attending a sporting, entertainment, or educational event, or visiting an academic or administrative office building or residence hall, are further prohibited from carrying, maintaining, or storing a firearm or weapon on any university facility, even if the owner has a valid permit

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16th April 2007

Bet He Doesn't Mean Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Tomorrow is Scottish Day. It’s the big Scottish Day Parade. And you know what that means. Bagpipes. I was thinking about this, and I said to myself, well hell, if I want to hear a shrill bag of wind, I’ll just watch "The View.”
– Letterman, Friday April 13th

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16th April 2007

She's Made "Babe" Last a Long Time

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood — Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
– Goldie Hawn

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14th April 2007

Debunking 9/11 Conspiracies and Myths

Reading Bill Whittle's essays got me searching for articles debunking the various conspiracies and myths about 9/11. I stopped looking when I found Debunking The 9/11 Myths at PopularMechanics.com.

If you have questions or concerns about the events of that day, read the article.

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14th April 2007

Conspiracy Theorists: Dangerous Losers

I just mentioned a great essay that logically dismantles many of the left's favorite arguments and slogans; a follow-up post debunks many modern conspiracy theories. Included are

  • The Moon Landing
  • JFK's Assassination
  • Chemtrails
  • 9/11 Conspiracies, including
    • Fire Can't Melt Steel
    • Twin Towers Rigged to Implode
    • A Missile Hit the Pentagon, Not American Airlines Flight 77

A couple of quotes…

I know this is harsh, but I’m sick of watching the damage they are doing to this civilization: these people are, to a man, complete losers. Losers. They are desperate and sad people who need to believe in some dark secret to give meaning to their lives.

And…

[W]hat kind of moral universe do you have to inhabit to be able to believe that your own people – airline personnel, demolition experts, police and security forces, faked witnesses and all the rest – are capable of such a thing? How much hate for your own society do you have to carry in order to live in such a desolate and ridiculous mental hell? What psychoses must a mind be riddled with in order to negate what was perfectly obvious and instead believe a theory of such monumental fantasy? How much pure constant hatred does that take?

What, in short, is the miserable black hole of self-loathing that drives a person like Rosie O’Donnell and millions like her?

And finally…

[T]he 9/11 Truth crowd when confronted with the lunacy of their claims [responds] We’re just asking questions…

Well, in that vein I’d like to ask some questions myself. Is Michael Moore a serial pedophile? I’m just asking, and I’m sure a lot of my readers would just like to have some questions answered. I heard that Rosie O’Donell ate a baby at a Satanic Ritual once – is that true? Can you please provide the evidence that this did not in fact happen? Thanks. Who has murdered more hookers: Bill Maher or Charlie Sheen? Come on, you can’t tell me there’s no smoke there. I just want a possible explanation…

The essay is Seeing the Unseen, Part 2.

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14th April 2007

Moonbats vs. Logic — Moonbats Lose

I just finished reading an excellent essay which shreds many of the liberal wingnuts' favorite arguments. Some of the topics include

  • Chickenhawks
  • Bush's Intelligence
  • Blood for Oil
  • US Imperialism
  • WMDs
  • Support the Troops

It's at Eject! Eject! Eject! and it's titled Seeing the Unseen. Go read it now — you'll be smarter.

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14th April 2007

Michelle Malkin Hosts O'Reilly Factor, Debates Malik Shabazz

I missed the show, but highlights are at her website and the video is at HotAir.com. There's nothing there that makes me change my mind about what I wrote almost a year ago — Malik Z. Shabazz and Quanell X are extortionist thugs.

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11th April 2007

In-Depth American Idol Analysis

I was right last year when I predicted Taylor Hicks to win, but SarahK has it down to a science. She watches more TV than me, too.

Check out her commentary at IMAO — and download a podcast or two so you'll hear her cute Texas accent in your head when you read her stuff.

SarahK rocks!

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10th April 2007

American Idol

I've watched AI a couple times with my family this season, but this is the first time I really paid attention.

Jennifer Lopez was the guest, and Latino music was the genre. It's apparently hard to sing well if you haven't been doing it a while.

My wife and 11-year old daughter thought Blake Lewis was good, but I didn't think so. I thought Sanjaya Malakar picked a good song, but he was pitchy. The only one that I thought had any pizazz was Jordin Sparks, but she had enough for at least half the rest.

If I had to predict the winner based on tonight, it would definitely be Jordin Sparks. Who should go home? Sanjaya Malakar of course. Probably LaKisha Jones and Phil Stacey, too.

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9th April 2007

Democrat Members of Congress — Dem Cong

I found this at The Other Side of Kim du Toit — a wholly appropriate abbreviation for Democrat members of Congress, both House and Senate:

Dem Cong

(Cong, short for Cong San, is Vietnamese for Communist)

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