Singer Sheryl Crow was irritated when Karl Rove told her to keep her hands off him. But apparently, Rove has access to up-to-the minute intelligence. From Crow's blog:

I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.  Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit,  except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

I wouldn't want her touching me, either. Eww.

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