Some basement-dwelling genius at the Democratic Underground published a detailed essay yesterday, with pictures and everything, proving that Sarah Palin faked being pregnant with Trig to cover up her daughter Bristol's pregnancy. Naturally, the majority of the DUmmies were peeing on the floor with glee at the prospect of catching She-Who-Will-Destroy-Them in a conspiracy.

But since it was thoroughly debunked today by Palin announcing Bristol is pregnant — and has been since before Trig was born — you'd think DU would issue a retraction. Turns out they just retracted the story: Democratic Underground Forums – Request error. What a bunch of losers.

I think we can all agree that Palin's pick of an experienced statesman like John McCain to head her ticket shows that she is much better prepared to be VP than Biden who is trying to thrust an unqualified youngster who was a do-nothing state legislator before being elected to the Senate where he put in a few months of attendance before going AWOL to run for president.

Runalong with Pastor Mark: Who's more qualified: Palin or Biden?

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