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The FBI'S Legendary Sharpshooter - Jelly Bryce

Remember when Rush Limbaugh suggested that Tom DeLay dress up nice and smile for his mugshot? DeLay seemed to take his advice:

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Hmm… that might have been retouched. Well, it's fake - but accurate.

Anyway, last night Rush Limbaugh was briefly detained at the Palm Beach International Airport when a vial of Viagra with a prescription in his doctor's name instead of his was discovered in his luggage. Like a pack of hyper chihuahuas, the Palm Beach County Sherriff's Deptartment hastily convened a press conference regarding the incident, yipping furiously and peeing on the floor.

Today on his radio show, Rush - with no mention of the bandaids on his ankles or the pee on his loafers - had a few comments:

"I've been racking my brain. I'm trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got onto my airplane."

Later: "I had told my doctor that I was concerned about the next election, not, er…"

And finally: "It is what it is."

I used to blog at ogblog.crossroadusa.com. Over the course of a year or so, I generated a few hundred posts. Lots of them were complete copies of articles and columns written by other people, notably Thomas Sowell, Cal Thomas, and Walter Williams. Their current work, as well as archives, can be found at TownHall.com. Since I still enjoy reading their work, you can expect to find quotes and excerpts here at Acme Anvil Co., too.

My main subjects were politics, culture and religion, but the posts that generated the most traffic were about Jason Macer (Jason Blair Macer) and the OSI Hosting scandal in Texarkana.

Davey Shafik tells a more comprehensive story at:
The Truth Behind OSI Hosting
The Truth Behind OSI Hosting - Part II
The Truth Behind OSI Hosting - Part III
The Truth Behind OSI Hosting - Part IV
The Truth Behind OSI Hosting - Part V

Davey has several links back to my old site, and I apologize for messing those up. And I'd like to state again that I've never met Jason Macer (Jason Blair Macer) and I have nothing against him - I just didn't want the Texarkana region to be mis-characterized as populated with gullible hicks. I sincerely hope he finds a more suitable outlet for his talents.